As I was packing for a business trip, my three year old daughter was having fun playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy... look at this," sticking out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I leaned over and took her tiny fingers into my mouth, and said "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing in the middle of the bed staring at her fingers, with a devastated look on her face. "What's wrong, Honey?" I asked.

She replied, "Daddy... what happened to my booger?"

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